Missouri
Pork Producer Belt Buckle
Tag# 000989
I have pigs icons on my checks. Iowa and Missouri have on thing
in common. Pigs and lots of them. The Iowa river is filled with
pig shit and sometimes during the summer the smell gets so bad
that you can't go near the river..
Iowa's governor has initiated a program to try to retain more
of Iowa youth who seem to be running for the border as soon
as they graduate from Iowa's top rated colleges and universities.
Well I have a suggestion for for him, people generally don't
like the smell of pigshit in their neighborhood, so If you want
us to stay, reign in the out of control corporate pork producers
and invest in industries that don't leave Iowa City smelling
like a pig farm 6 months out of the year.
But to be honest nothing goes with breakfast like some thick
sliced Amana raised bacon....
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